Conversation while at my mom's

Mom: I was brushing my teeth and Jazlyn wanted to. I told her she had to ask you so she starts yelling "mom!" She's in there brushing her teeth right now.

Me: You didn't put toothpaste on her brush did you? It's actually poisonous and children can actually die if they consume too much.

Mom: (turns and runs for the bathroom)

Austin: And to think she raised three kids.

Me: Yeah! It's amazing I'm alive.